When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.
When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.
When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.
When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!
People misgendering a dog: Oh my god I’m sorry it wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know :/
People misgendering a trans person: Uuuuh idc get over it
I have announced a student loan debt forgiveness program for those who can go to the woods and bring me back -
one: the cow as white as milk,
two: the cape as red as blood,
three: the hair as yellow as corn,
four: the slipper as pure as gold.